If left to her own devices....

If left to her own devices this is what Maya would do for every waking minute she is at her grandma's house. Why go outside and play? In fact why go out and contribute to society in any way when you can sit in front of the t.v. and watch endless episodes of iCarly on Direct TV? This is why we don't have cable. It is at this point that she can hear nothing, feel nothing and there are absolutely zero brain synapses firing and yet for some reason she's developed an insatiable desire for a Nintendo Gameboy.