Jasper

Jasper has been attending dog school in hopes they can train and/or beat the stupidity out of him. Hunting season is fast approaching and unless Julie (the dog trainer) turns out to be the Marva Collins of obedience training, Jasper is not going to be ready for prime time. Maya's been bad mouthing Jasper to other dog owners. This lady at the bus stop in the morning has a little cocker spaniel and Maya is always saying to her, "Your dog is so well behaved. My Grandma has a dog and he's terrible..." If only he could be as good as Gizzy.