Environmentalist

This morning on the refrigerator we found a sign designed by Maya advising us to be sure to shut off the lights when we leave a room in order to conserve energy. Anyone who has spent any time at our house would understand the irony, or more specifically the hypocrisy of Maya advising anyone to shut off lights when leaving a room since she roams the entire house leaving on every light in her wake. As an environmentalist though I'd say she may have the makings of a career, since being a hypocrite is practically a prerequisite of the profession. All she needs now is a private jet so she can fly around the world and lecture people on the necessity of reducing carbon emissions.